A letter to someone who has hurt you recently.
Dear Mother Nature,
I am ready for spring. I am sick of winter. Quit with the snow and cold weather already. Thanks a bunch.
I want an iPhone. But I don't the internet. I sit on a computer all and don't care to be that connected to the world. Can you make this happen?
Can you not smile and goo at me and make me love you so much that it kills me everyday I have to go to work. You don't make it any easier.
Dear Girl in the bathroom,
There are TEN stalls in here. I am in one. The rest are empty. Choosing the one right next to me is really uncool.
You come way too early. Everyday. Let's work on that...mmmkay?
I still remember the day you called me prissy. I am not prissy. Just because I wear high heels and like to get dressed up or overdressed for occasions does not make me prissy.
Dear Utah Hair Girls,
I want to go visit my family. If you would stop raising your prices that would be awesome.
Dear Stupid People,
Stop coming into my office and calling me.